10 *KEY2 RUN |M 20 CLS 30 VDU2 40 VDU1,27,1,87,1,1:REM B PRINT 50 PRINT"PITTLING PETE"' 60 PRINT"---=======---" 70 VDU1,27,87,1,0:REM S PRINT 80 PRINT: 90 PRINT"A famous dog once came to town his christian name was Pete" 100 PRINT"his pedigree was ten yards long his looks were hard to beat." 110 PRINT"And as he sauntered down the road it was beautiful to see" 120 PRINT"his work on every corner his work on every tree." 130 PRINT: 140 PRINT"He watered every gateway, He watered every post" 150 PRINT"for pittling was his masterpiece, And pittling was his boast." 160 PRINT"The city dogs stood looking on in deep and jealous rage" 170 PRINT"to see the simple country dog the pittler of the age." 180 PRINT: 190 PRINT"They sniffed him over one by one they smelt him two by two" 200 PRINT"our noble Pete in high distain stood till they were through." 210 PRINT"They sniffed him over once again their praise for him was high" 220 PRINT"but when one sniffed him underneath Pete pittled in his eye." 230 PRINT: 240 PRINT"Then just to show the other dogs he didn't give a damn" 250 PRINT"he strolled into a grocers shop and pittled on his ham." 260 PRINT"He pittled on the onions he pittled on the floor" 270 PRINT"and when the grocer kicked him out he pittled on his door." 280 PRINT: 290 PRINT"Behind him all the city dogs debated what to do" 300 PRINT"so they had a pittling carnival to see the stranger through." 310 PRINT"They showed him all the pittling posts they knew around the town" 320 PRINT"and started out with Pete, and many others all with vigour and vim" 330 PRINT"a thousand pittles more or less was all the same to him." 340 PRINT: 350 PRINT"And on and on went noble Pete with his hind leg kicking high" 360 PRINT"while most were lifting legs en block or were pittling dry." 370 PRINT"And on and on went noble Pete and watered every sand hill" 380 PRINT"till all the city champs were watered to a stand still." 390 PRINT: 400 PRINT"Then Pete an exibition gave on all the ways to pittle" 410 PRINT"like double drops, and fancy flips, and then a little dribble." 420 PRINT"And all the time the country dog gave neither a wink or a grin" 430 PRINT"but gaily pittled out of town just as he had pittled in." 440 PRINT: 450 PRINT"The city dogs said 'SO LONG PETE YOUR PITTLING DID DEFEAT US" 460 PRINT"but no one ever put them wise." 470 VDU1,27,1,87,1,1:REM B PRINT 480 PRINT: 490 PRINT">>> THAT PETE HAD DIABETES <<<"' 500 PRINT"------==================------" 510 VDU3 520 END 530 REM" <,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,l 540 REM"5 Verse j 550 REM"5 Verse j 560 REM" 5 By An Uknown j 570 REM" 5 Auther j 580 REM" 5Modified By Fred Price j 590 REM" 5 240194 j 600 REM" -,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. 610 REM" SAVE"PPETE"