10 REM TALK TO CHARLIE 20 REM by Lorin Knight, Jan 1992 25 REM revised Feb 19 1994 30 ONERRORCHAIN"TALKtoC" 35 *FX21,0 40 *KEY10"OLD|MRUN|M" 50 MODE7:*FX11,0 60 DIMS%(51):FORN%=1TO51:S%(N%)=RND(50):NEXT:DIMA%(14):FORN%=1TO14:A%(N%)=N%:NEXT:N$="":BN$="":SN$="" 70 oN$=N$:t%=0:PROCselect:PROCname:PROCrun:PROCq("THANK YOU FOR TALKING TO ME, "+N$):PROCq("IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO ME?"):PROCr:IFLEFT$(A$,1)<>"N"GOTO70 80 PROCq("CHEERIO, "+N$):*FX12,0 90 END 100 DEFPROCname:PRINT'':PROCq("HELLO. I AM CHARLIE"):PROCq("WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"):PROCr:N$=FNn(A$):IFLENN$>15 N$=FNa(7):PROCq("I CAN'T SAY THAT"):PROCq("I WILL CALL YOU "+N$):ENDPROC 110 IFN$=oN$PROCq("HELLO AGAIN, "+N$):ENDPROC 120 IFN$=BN$PROCq("ARE YOU "+oN$+"'S BROTHER?"):PROCh 130 IFN$=SN$PROCq("ARE YOU "+oN$+"'S SISTER?"):PROCh 140 R%=RND(5):IFR%=1PROCq("I HAVE A "+FNa(1)+" CALLED "+N$) 150 IFR%=2PROCq("I'M VERY PLEASED TO MEET YOU, "+N$) 160 IFR%=3PROCq(N$+" IS A "+FNa(2)+" NAME") 170 IFR%=4PROCq("I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE MET, "+N$) 180 IFR%=5PROCq("I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW A LITTLE MORE ABOUT YOU, "+N$) 190 BN$="":SN$="":ENDPROC 200 DEFPROCy:INPUT" "Y$:IFLEFT$(Y$,1)="Y"ORLEFT$(Y$,1)="O"Y%=1ELSEY%=0 210 ENDPROC 220 DEFPROCh:PROCy:IFY%=1PROCq(oN$+" TOLD ME ABOUT YOU")ELSEPROCq("THAT MUST BE ANOTHER "+N$) 230 ENDPROC 240 DEFPROCold:IFA%>49ANDRND(3)=1PROCq("THAT IS VERY OLD"):ENDPROC 250 IFA%<50ANDRND(3)=1PROCq("YOU ARE GETTING RATHER OLD, "+N$):ENDPROC 260 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("THAT'S THE SAME AGE AS MY "+FNa(5))ELSEPROCq("YOU ARE NEARLY AS OLD AS MY "+FNa(5)) 270 ENDPROC 280 DEFPROChavnt:IFRND(2)=1PROCq(FNa(20)):ENDPROC 290 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("MY "+FNa(3+RND(2))+" IS ALWAYS DOING IT"):PROCq(FNh+" IS "+FNa(14)):ENDPROC 300 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("MY "+FNa(3+RND(2))+" DID"):PROCq(FNh+" HAD TO GO TO HOSPITAL")ELSEPROCq("YOU WON'T EVER DO IT IF YOU HAVE ANY SENSE") 310 ENDPROC 320 DEFPROChave:IFRND(4)=1PROCq("THAT'S A VERY FUNNY THING TO DO") 330 IFRND(4)=1PROCq("DID EVERYBODY LAUGH?"):PROCy 340 PROCq("YOU MUST BE "+FNa(14)):ENDPROC 350 DEFPROCq(Z$):z$=RIGHT$(Z$,1):Z$=" "+Z$:PRINT:REPEATUNTILTIME>t%:REPEATT%=39:REPEATT%=T%-1:X$=MID$(Z$,T%,1):UNTILX$=" "ORX$="":PRINTCHR$130;LEFT$(Z$,T%-1):Z$=MID$(Z$,T%):UNTILLENZ$=0:t%=TIME+150 360 IFz$="?"SOUND1,-10,50,3 370 ENDPROC 380 DEFPROCr:INPUT" "A$:ENDPROC 390 DEFPROCseason(A$):IFINSTR(A$,"MAR")>0ORINSTR(A$,"APR")>0ORINSTR(A$,"MAY")>0PROCq("I THINK IT'S RATHER NICE TO HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY IN THE SPRING"):ENDPROC 400 IFINSTR(A$,"JUN")>0ORINSTR(A$,"JUL")>0ORINSTR(A$,"AUG")>0PROCq("IT MUST BE LOVELY TO HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY IN THE SUMMER"):ENDPROC 410 PROCq("THAT'S QUITE A NICE TIME TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY"):ENDPROC 420 DEFPROCparty:PROCq("WILL YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY?"):PROCy:IFY%=0GOTO490 430 IFRND(6)=1PROCq("CAN I COME?"):GOTO450 440 IFRND(3)=1PROCq("WILL YOU SAVE ME A "+FNa(38)+", "+N$+"?")ELSEGOTO460 450 PROCy:IFY%=1PROCq("THANK YOU VERY MUCH, "+N$)ELSEPROCq("A PITY"):ENDPROC 460 PROCq("HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL YOU INVITE"):INPUT" "A%:IFA%<4PROCq("SO IT WILL ONLY BE A SMALL PARTY"):GOTO490 470 IFA%>12PROCq(FNa(39)):ENDPROC 480 PROCq(FNa(40)):ENDPROC 490 IFRND(3)=1PROCq("A PITY. I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO COME"):ENDPROC 500 PROCq("I LIKE TO GO TO "+FNa(41)+" ON MY BIRTHDAY"):ENDPROC 510 DEFPROCselect:FORN%=1TO5:E%=RND(10-N%):D%=A%(E%):A%(E%)=A%(10-N%):A%(10-N%)=A%(15-N%):A%(15-N%)=D%:NEXT:ENDPROC 520 DEFPROCrun:FORO%=10TO14:GOSUB(1900+100*A%(O%)):NEXT:ENDPROC 530 PROCr:PROCq(FNa(22,9)):ENDPROC 540 DEFPROCpet:PROCq("I HAVE A PET TIGER"):PROCq("I CALL HIM TIMMY"):ENDPROC 550 DEFFNa(J%):RESTORE(5000+J%):READK%:C%=(S%(J%)+RND(3))MODK%:S%(J%)=C%:FORN%=0TOC%:READB$:NEXT:=B$ 560 DEFFNh:IFC%MOD2=0="HE"ELSE="SHE" 570 DEFFNc:IFRND(3)=1="A SORT OF "+FNa(27)+" "+FNa(28)ELSE=FNa(28) 580 DEFFNn(X$):I%=INSTR(X$," "):IFI%=0=X$ELSE=LEFT$(X$,I%-1) 590 DEFFNb(A$):L%=LENA$:B$="":FORN%=1TOL%:D$=MID$(A$,N%,1):IFASC(D$)>47ANDASC(D$)<58 B$=B$+D$ 600 NEXT:=VAL(B$) 2000 PROCq("HOW OLD ARE YOU, "+N$+"?"):PROCr:A%=FNb(A$):IFA%>99PROCq("DON'T BE SILLY. YOU ARE NOT AS OLD AS THAT"):RETURN 2010 IFA%=0PROCq("THAT'S THE SAME AGE AS MY UNCLE'S ELEPHANT"):RETURN 2020 IFA%>35PROCold:RETURN 2030 IFA%<4PROCq("NOT MANY "+STR$(A%)+"-YEAR-OLDS CAN OPERATE A COMPUTER"):RETURN 2040 IFRND(4)=1PROCq("THAT'S A VERY NICE AGE TO BE"):RETURN 2050 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("THAT'S THE SAME AGE AS MY "+FNa(4)):RETURN 2060 PROCq("MY "+FNa(1)+" IS "+STR$(A%)+" TOO"):RETURN 2100 PROCq("WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY, "+N$+"?"):PROCr:IFINSTR(A$,"DEC")>0ANDINSTR(A$,"25")>0PROCq("OH, I DON'T THINK I WOULD WANT MY BIRTHDAY TO BE ON CHRISTMAS DAY"):GOTO2150 2110 IFINSTR(A$,"DEC")>0ANDINSTR(A$,"26")>0PROCq("OH, I DON'T THINK I WOULD WANT MY BIRTHDAY TO BE ON BOXING DAY"):GOTO2150 2115 IFINSTR(A$,"TODA")+INSTR(A$,"TOMO")>0PROCq("HAPPY BIRTHDAY, "+N$):PROCq("I HOPE YOU HAVE A VERY HAPPY DAY"):GOTO2150 2120 IFRND(3)=1PROCseason(A$):GOTO2150 2130 IFRND(4)=1PROCq("THAT'S JUST AFTER MY "+FNa(1)+"'S BIRTHDAY"):GOTO2150 2140 PROCq("THAT'S MY "+FNa(3+RND(2))+"'S BIRTHDAY TOO") 2150 IFRND(3)=1PROCparty 2160 RETURN 2200 PROCq("DO YOU LIKE DOING SUMS?"):PROCy:IFY%=1GOTO2240 2210 IFRND(4)=1PROCq("THEN I WON'T GIVE YOU ANY"):RETURN 2220 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("I EXPECT YOU WOULD RATHER PLAY "+FNa(19)):RETURN 2230 PROCq("I LOVE THEM"):PROCq("I OFTEN DO "+STR$(10+RND(70))+" BEFORE BREAKFAST"):RETURN 2240 F%=2:G%=4:I%=0:FORN%=1TO4:F%=F%+RND(3):G%=2*N%+RND(3):PROCq("WHAT IS "+STR$F%+" + "+STR$G%+"?"):INPUT" "H% 2250 IFH%=F%+G%PROCq("CORRECT!"):I%=I%+1:ELSEPROCq("SORRY! "+STR$F%+" + "+STR$G%+" = "+STR$(F%+G%)) 2260 NEXT 2265 IFI%>3PROCq("VERY GOOD, "+N$):PROCq("YOU GOT EVERY ONE RIGHT"):RETURN 2270 IFI%=0PROCq("OH DEAR, "+N$+". YOU GOT THEM ALL WRONG")ELSEPROCq("YOU GOT "+STR$I%+" RIGHT OUT OF 4") 2280 IFI%<3PROCq("PERHAPS THEY WERE TOO HARD FOR YOU") 2290 RETURN 2300 PROCq("CAN YOU "+FNa(49)+"?"):PROCy:IFY%=1ANDC%=4PROCq("C'EST TRES BON, "+N$):PROCq("JE PARLE FRANCAIS TRES BIEN"):PROCq("MON PERE EST FRANCAIS"):RETURN 2310 IFY%=0GOTO2360 2320 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("YOU ARE VERY CLEVER")ELSEPROCq("I WISH I COULD") 2330 IFRND(3)=1PROCq("I HAVE TRIED AND TRIED"):GOTO2350 2340 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("MY "+FNa(3+RND(2))+" TRIED TO TEACH ME")ELSEPROCq("MY "+FNa(3+RND(2))+" DOES IT ALL THE TIME") 2350 PROCq("BUT I "+FNa(15)):RETURN 2360 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("IT'S QUITE EASY")ELSEPROCq("I'M QUITE GOOD AT IT") 2370 IFRND(3)=1PROCq("SOMETIMES I DO IT WHEN I GO TO SEE MY "+FNa(4)):GOTO2385 2380 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("MY "+FNa(4)+" TAUGHT ME")ELSEPROCq("I LEARNT HOW TO DO IT WHEN I WENT TO "+FNa(9)) 2385 IFRND(3)=1PROCq("BUT I DON'T DO IT VERY OFTEN"):PROCq(FNa(12)) 2390 RETURN 2400 PROCq("WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR HAIR?"):PROCr:IFLENA$>9PROCq("THAT'S RATHER UNUSUAL"):GOTO2420 2410 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("IT MUST LOOK RATHER "+FNa(42)):RETURN 2420 PROCq("MY HAIR IS "+FNc):IFRND(3)=1PROCq("WITH STREAKS OF "+FNa(28)) 2430 RETURN 2500 PROCq("DO YOU HAVE A BROTHER?"):PROCy:IFY%=1PROCq("WHAT IS HIS NAME?"):PROCr:BN$=FNn(A$):ELSEBN$="" 2510 IFLENBN$>15PROCq("THAT'S A VERY UNUSUAL NAME"):BN$="HE" 2520 IFBN$=""GOTO2540 2530 PROCq("DOES "+BN$+" "+FNa(32)+"?"):PROCy:IFY%=1PROCq(FNa(36))ELSEPROCq(FNa(35)) 2540 PROCq("DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?"):PROCy:IFY%=1PROCq("WHAT IS HER NAME?"):PROCr:SN$=FNn(A$):ELSESN$="" 2550 IFSN$=""GOTO2565 2555 IFLENSN$>15PROCq("I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT NAME BEFORE"):SN$="SHE" 2560 PROCq("DOES "+SN$+" "+FNa(32)+"?"):PROCy:IFY%=1PROCq(FNa(3))ELSEPROCq(FNa(37)) 2565 IFBN$<>""ORSN$<>""RETURN 2570 PROCq("DO YOU HAVE A DOG?"):PROCy:IFY%=1PROCpet:RETURN 2575 PROCq("DO YOU HAVE A CAT?"):PROCy:IFY%=1PROCpet:RETURN 2580 PROCq("DO YOU HAVE A BUDGIE?"):PROCy:IFY%=1PROCpet ELSEPROCq("YOUR HOUSE MUST BE VERY QUIET") 2590 RETURN 2600 PROCq("WHERE DO YOU LIVE?"):PROCr:B$=LEFT$(A$,3):IFB$="IN "ORB$="ON "ORB$="UP "PROCq("MY "+FNa(3+RND(2))+" LIVES "+A$):PROCq(FNh+" KEEPS "+FNa(16)):RETURN 2605 IFLENA$>30GOTO2650 2606 IFLENA$>14ANDINSTR(A$," ")=0GOTO2650 2610 IFRND(4)=1PROCq("I LIVE QUITE NEAR THERE"):PROCq("NEXT TO THE "+FNa(17)):RETURN 2615 IFRND(2)=1GOTO2630 2620 PROCq("YOU MUST LIVE SOMEWHERE NEAR MY "+FNa(3+RND(2))):PROCq(FNh+" LIVES BEHIND THE "+FNa(17)):IFRND(2)=1PROCq("AND KEEPS "+FNa(16)) 2625 RETURN 2630 PROCq("DO YOU GET ANY "+FNa(13)+" IN YOUR GARDEN?"):PROCy:IFY%=1PROCq("SO DO I")ELSEPROCq("I DO") 2640 PROCq(FNa(47)):RETURN 2650 PROCq("I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT IS"):PROCq("IS IT IN "+FNa(9)+"?"):PROCy 2660 IFY%=1PROCq("I THOUGHT IT MUST BE")ELSEPROCq("WHERE IS IT THEN?"):PROCr:PROCq("I DIDN'T KNOW THAT") 2670 RETURN 2700 PROCq("DO YOU LIKE "+FNa(24)+", "+N$+"?"):PROCy:IFY%=0PROCq("I LOVE THEM"):PROCq(FNa(25)):RETURN 2710 PROCq("I HATE THEM"):PROCq(FNa(26)):IFRND(3)=1PROCq("MY "+FNa(4)+" ALWAYS HAS THEM FOR SUNDAY TEA") 2720 RETURN 2800 PROCq("WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?"):PROCr:IFLENA$<15GOTO2830 2810 A$="THAT COLOUR":PROCq("I DON'T KNOW WHAT "+A$+" IS LIKE"):H%=0:REPEATH%=H%+1:PROCq("IS IT A SORT OF "+FNa(27)+" "+FNa(28)+"?"):PROCy:UNTILY%=1ORH%=3 2820 IFY%=0PROCq("IT MUST BE A VERY UNUSUAL COLOUR"):RETURN:ELSEPROCq("I DON'T THINK I WOULD LIKE IT"):RETURN 2830 IFRND(3)<3GOTO2841 2831 PROCq("I DON'T LIKE "+A$+" VERY MUCH"):PROCq("I HAVE SOME "+A$+" "+FNa(31)):IFRND(2)=1PROCq("BUT I NEVER WEAR THEM")ELSEPROCq("AND I HATE THEM") 2838 RETURN 2841 IFRND(2)=1REPEATC$=FNa(28):UNTILC$<>A$:PROCq("THAT USED TO BE MY FAVOURITE COLOUR"):PROCq("BUT NOW IT'S "+C$):RETURN 2850 IFC%<15PROCq("DO YOU HAVE ANY "+A$+" "+FNa(31)+"?")ELSEPROCq("DO YOU HAVE ANY "+FNa(31)+" THAT COLOUR?") 2860 PROCy:IFY%=1PROCq(FNa(29))ELSEPROCq(FNa(30)) 2870 RETURN 2900 PROCq("DO YOU LIKE READING BOOKS?"):PROCy:IFY%=1GOTO2930 2910 PROCq("I LOVE BOOKS"):IFRND(4)=1PROCq("SOMETIMES I READ "+STR$(3+RND(30))+" IN ONE DAY"):RETURN 2920 PROCq("I LIKE READING "+FNa(8)):RETURN 2930 PROCq("TELL ME THE NAME OF A BOOK YOU LIKE"):PROCr:IFRND(3)=1PROCq("YES, I LIKE THAT ONE TOO"):PROCq(FNa(43)):RETURN 2940 H%=0:REPEATH%=H%+1:PROCq("IS IT THE ONE ABOUT THE "+FNa(44)+" AND THE "+FNa(45)+"?"):PROCy:UNTILY%=1ORH%=3:IFY%=0PROCq("I DON'T THINK I HAVE READ IT"):RETURN 2950 PROCq(FNa(46)):RETURN 3000 PROCq("DO YOU LIKE PLAYING "+FNa(19)+", "+N$+"?"):PROCy:IFY%=1PROCq("SO DO I"):PROCq(FNa(21)):ELSEPROCq("NOR DO I"):PROCq(FNa(48)) 3010 RETURN 3100 PROCq("DO YOU LIKE WATCHING "+FNa(18)+" ON THE TELEVISION?"):PROCy:IFY%=1 PROCq("WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE WATCHING?")ELSEPROCq("WHAT DO YOU LIKE WATCHING?") 3110 PROCr:PROCq(FNa(22)):RETURN 3200 IFRND(2)=1GOTO3230 3210 PROCq("HAVE YOU EVER "+FNa(10)+"?"):PROCy:IFY%=1PROChave ELSEPROChavnt 3220 RETURN 3230 PROCq("HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO "+FNa(9)+"?"):PROCy:IFY%=1ANDRND(2)=1PROCq("DID YOU LIKE IT THERE?"):PROCy 3235 IFRND(2)=1GOTO3260 3240 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("I WENT THERE FOR A HOLIDAY ONCE")ELSEPROCq("MY "+FNa(5)+" TOOK ME THERE LAST YEAR") 3250 PROCq(FNa(6)):RETURN 3260 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("I AM GOING THERE FOR A HOLIDAY NEXT YEAR")ELSEPROCq("I HOPE TO GO THERE ONE DAY") 3270 PROCq("MY "+FNa(5)+" "+FNa(11)):RETURN 3300 PROCq("WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR EYES?"):PROCr:IFLENA$>9PROCq("NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE EYES THAT COLOUR"):GOTO3350 3310 IFA$="GREEN"ANDRND(3)=1PROCq("MY CAT HAS GREEN EYES"):PROCq("THEY SHINE IN THE DARK"):GOTO3330 3320 IFRND(3)=1PROCq("MY "+FNa(3+RND(2))+" HAS "+A$+" EYES"):GOTO3350 3330 IFRND(2)=1PROCq("I THINK "+A$+" EYES ARE VERY "+FNa(42)):GOTO3350 3340 PROCq("DO YOU HAVE "+A$+" "+FNa(31)+" TO MATCH?"):PROCy:IFLEFT$(Y$,1)="Y"PROCq("HOW LOVELY")ELSEPROCq("WHAT A PITY") 3350 IFRND(4)=1PROCq("MY EYES ARE "+FNc) 3360 RETURN 5001 DATA8,DOG,CAT,HAMSTER,GOLDFISH,DUCK,GOOSE,PET TIGER,PARROT 5002 DATA7,FUNNY,VERY NICE,GOOD,JOLLY GOOD,LOVELY,RATHER SILLY,BEAUTIFUL 5003 DATA5,SO DOES MY SISTER,SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A VERY NICE GIRL,I EXPECT THAT MAKES YOU CROSS,THAT'S NOT VERY NICE,I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU LIKE THAT 5004 DATA8,FRIEND SPOTTY SMITH,GIRL FRIEND,COUSIN MARMADUKE,COUSIN ALICE,COUSIN JACK,FRIEND SMELLY NELLY,FRIEND DICKY BIRD,COUSIN MARY JANE 5005 DATA8,UNCLE TOM,GRANNY,UNCLE BOB,AUNTY BETTY,GRANDPA,AUNTY BESSIE,FRIEND MR BLOBBY,MUSIC TEACHER 5006 DATA4,I DIDN'T LIKE THE FOOD,IT RAINED ALL THE TIME,AND I CAUGHT CHICKENPOX,AND I BROKE MY ARM 5007 DATA6,BESSY,NODDY,JIMBO,FRED,SILLY-BILLY,WALLY 5008 DATA6,IN THE BATH,WINNIE THE POOH,BOOKS WITH PICTURES,STORIES ABOUT DRAGONS,GHOST STORIES,IN BED 5009 DATA9,AMERICA,CHINA,AFRICA,FRANCE,ITALY,CANADA,HONG KONG,SPAIN,INDIA 5010 DATA8,POKED A LION IN THE EAR,KNOCKED A KETTLE OF HOT WATER OVER YOURSELF,JUMPED OFF THE ROOF,PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EARS,SAT ON A LIGHTED CANDLE,SWALLOWED A SPIDER,PUSHED A CHERRY UP YOUR NOSE,PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE A WASP NEST 5011 DATA4,IS GOING TO TAKE ME,HAS A HOUSE BY THE SEA THERE,HAS A FRIEND WHO LIVES THERE,LIVES THERE,GOES THERE EVERY YEAR FOR A HOLIDAY 5012 DATA4,IT MAKES THE DOG BARK,PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME,IT MAKES ME VERY TIRED,THE LAST TIME WAS ON AUNTY NELLY'S BIRTHDAY 5013 DATA6,SQUIRRELS,ROBINS,BLACKBIRDS,RABBITS,HEDGEHOGS,DUCKS 5014 DATA6,A BIT OF A WALLY,CRAZY,RATHER STUPID,A VERY SILLY PERSON,AS MAD AS A HATTER,POTTY 5015 DATA3,AM HOPELESS,CAN'T DO IT,AM NO GOOD AT IT 5016 DATA7,ELEPHANTS,CAMELS,DONKEYS,GIRAFFES,LIONS,LOTS OF GOATS,CROCODILES 5017 DATA8,POST OFFICE,HOSPITAL,LIBRARY,SWIMMING POOL,BIG HOTEL,MARKET,FOOTBALL GROUND,PARK 5018 DATA11,POSTMAN PAT,TOM AND JERRY,JACKANORY,SUPERTED,PLAYDAYS,SESAME STREET,SCOOBY DOO,GARFIELD,THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT,BLUE PETER,THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE 5019 DATA11,FOOTBALL,CRICKET,TIDDLY-WINKS,NETBALL,DOMINOES,SNAKES AND LADDERS,DOCTORS AND NURSES,LUDO,SNAP,THE PIANO,HIDE AND SEEK 5020 DATA4,I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT,GOOD FOR YOU,I'M PLEASED TO HEAR THAT YOU HAVE MORE SENSE,NOR HAVE I - AND I DON'T WANT TO EITHER 5021 DATA8,I'M A WORLD CHAMPION,IT'S GOOD FUN,I LIKE PLAYING IT UNDER WATER,ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS RAINING,BUT I DON'T PLAY IT MUCH,I LOVE IT,BUT I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT,I PLAY IT EVERY SUNDAY MORNING 5022 DATA9,MY SISTER WATCHES IT BUT I THINK IT'S SILLY,IT'S HORRID,I THINK THAT IS VERY FUNNY,MY BROTHER HATES IT. HE TURNS THE TELEVISION OFF WHEN IT COMES ON,I DON'T LIKE THAT,I THINK IT'S STUPID,I WATCH THAT EVERY TIME ITS ON 5023 DATAI HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT,THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVOURITES 5024 DATA11,TOMATOES,BANANAS,GREEN PEPPERS,STRAWBERRIES,POLO MINTS,MARS BARS,ONIONS,FRIED SNAILS,FISH FINGERS,SEAWEED SANDWICHES,FROG PIES 5025 DATA8,I EAT THEM WITH CUSTARD,I HAVE THEM FOR SUNDAY DINNER,ESPECIALLY WITH TOMATO SAUCE,THEY ARE LOVELY WITH CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM,I CAN'T THINK WHY YOU DON'T LIKE THEM,YUM YUM YUM,I PUT MARMALADE ON THEM,WE OFTEN HAVE THEM FOR SUPPER 5026 DATA7,THEY MAKE ME SICK,THEY GIVE ME TUMMY ACHE,THEY ARE HORRIBLE,I DON'T LIKE THE SMELL OF THEM,THEY GIVE ME BAD DREAMS,THEY ARE REVOLTING,THEY MAKE ME SNEEZE 5027 DATA7,SILVERY,CREAMY,FUNNY,DARK,DIRTY,PALE,YUCKY 5028 DATA12,BROWN,PINK,GREEN,BLUE,YELLOW,RED,ORANGE,SKY BLUE PINK,BLACK,GREY,WHITE,VIOLET 5029 DATA5,HOW HORRID,THEY MUST LOOK VERY PRETTY,I EXPECT THEY FRIGHTEN THE CATS,I SUPPOSE YOU KEEP THEM FOR SUNDAYS,HOW LOVELY 5030 DATA4,WHAT A PITY - IT'S A NICE COLOUR,THAT'S A SHAME. YOU WOULD LOOK PRETTY IN THEM,PERHAPS YOU WILL GET SOME FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY,PERHAPS SANTA CLAUS WILL BRING YOU SOME FOR CHRISTMAS 5031 DATA8,SOCKS,SHOES,TEE SHIRTS,TROUSERS,JUMPERS,GLOVES,JEANS,WELLIES 5032 DATA10,TEASE YOU,HIT YOU,PLAY TRICKS ON YOU,PUT FROGS IN YOUR BED,PULL YOUR HAIR,BREAK YOUR TOYS,HIDE YOUR SOCKS,EAT ALL YOUR SMARTIES,PUT DEAD FLIES IN YOUR CORNFLAKES,BREAK YOUR PENCILS 5033 DATATIE KNOTS IN YOUR SHOE LACES,PUT ICE CREAM DOWN YOUR BACK,FIGHT WITH YOU,PUT JAM IN YOUR SHOES,POUR CUSTARD OVER YOUR HEAD,PLAY VERY LOAD MUSIC ALL DAY LONG 5034 DATA4,HE MUST BE QUITE A KIND BOY,I THINK I WOULD LIKE HIM,I'M PLEASED TO HEAR THAT,HE SEEMS TO BE NICER THAN MY BROTHER 5035 DATA6,HE SEEMS TO BE QUITE A NICE BOY,I THINK I WOULD LIKE HIM,MY BROTHER IS ALWAYS DOING IT,HE SEEMS TO BE NICER THAN MY BROTHER,I EXPECT YOU ARE PLEASED ABOUT THAT,I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT 5036 DATA5,SO DOES MY BROTHER,HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A VERY NICE BOY,I EXPECT THAT MAKES YOU CROSS,THAT'S NOT VERY NICE,HOW HORRID 5037 DATA6,SHE SEEMS TO BE QUITE A NICE GIRL,I THINK I WOULD LIKE HER,MY SISTER IS ALWAYS DOING IT,SHE SEEMS TO BE NICER THAN MY SISTER,I EXPECT YOU ARE PLEASED ABOUT THAT,I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT 5038 DATA3,PIECE OF CAKE,BALLOON,SAUSAGE ROLL 5039 DATA3,THAT'S QUITE A CROWD,I THINK YOUR HOUSE WILL BE FULL,WHAT A LOT! 5040 DATA3,THAT WILL BE FUN,THAT'S A GOOD NUMBER FOR A PARTY,I SHALL HAVE 13 PEOPLE TO MINE 5041 DATA5,THE ZOO,THE PARK,AUNTIE BETTY'S,McDONALD'S,THE SWIMMING POOL 5042 DATA4,BEAUTIFUL,LOVELY,PRETTY,ATTRACTIVE 5043 DATA5,ESPECIALLY THE PICTURES,IT'S AN EXCITING STORY,IT'S VERY FUNNY,EXCEPT FOR THE ENDING,BUT IT'S RATHER SAD 5044 DATA17,BEAR,PRINCESS,WICKED WITCH,NAUGHTY PUPPY,WHITE RABBIT,KITTEN,GOOSE GIRL,PARROT,HORRID QUEEN,ICE CREAM MAN,MOUSE,SNOWMAN,SCARECROW,FRIENDLY GIANT,CROCODILE,LITTLE RED HEN,PIRATE 5045 DATA17,FROG THAT TURNED INTO A PRINCE,DRAGON,WOLF,BALLOON,SPACE SHIP,TURTLES,UGLY SISTERS,FAIRY GODMOTHER,DWARFS,CAT WITH A WOODEN LEG,MAGIC CRICKET BAT,BURIED TREASURE,LOST SHEEP,FIRE ENGINE,RED SHOES,THREE FOXES,CHRISTMAS PUDDING 5046 DATA4,I LIKE THAT ONE,I THOUGHT IT WAS BORING,I DIDN'T LIKE THAT ONE,I THOUGHT IT HAD A FUNNY ENDING 5047 DATA5,LOTS OF THEM,I GIVE THEM PIECES OF BREAD,TWO OF THEM COME EVERY MORNING,BUT THE DOG CHASES THEM AWAY,AND TWO BIG BLACK CATS 5048 DATA7,IT'S RATHER BORING,I'M NO GOOD AT IT,IT MAKES MY FEET HURT,I NEVER PLAY IT,I HATE IT,I PREFER HORSE-RIDING,IT GIVES ME HEADACHES 5049 DATA8,RIDE A BICYCLE,STAND ON YOUR HEAD,WALK ON YOUR HANDS,DO CARTWHEELS,SPEAK FRENCH,WIGGLE YOUR EARS,PLAY THE TRUMPET,PLAY THE VIOLIN