10 *KEY2 RUN |M
   20 CLS
   30 VDU2
   40 VDU1,27,1,87,1,1:REM Large Print
   50 PRINT"…WRITTEN ON BEHALF OF ANY"'
   60 PRINT"…AVOIRDUPOISED DISADVANTAGED …LADIES"'
   70 :
   80 PRINT"…I'm different inside"'
   90 PRINT"…-----==========-----"'
  100 VDU1,27,87,1,0:REM Small Print
  110 :
  120 PRINT"„I'm reliably informed there „are many among you who think"
  130 PRINT"„I'm just ancient and fat,"
  140 PRINT"„But I'd rather like to assur„e you all now - that inside"
  150 PRINT"„I'm just not like that,"
  160 PRINT"„Your opinions don't even bot„her me much,   I don't give as much as „a fig"
  170 PRINT"„In my mind I'm as slim as a wand"
  180 PRINT"„It's just - that my body's a„ trifle too big,"'
  190 :
  200 PRINT"ƒThe same thing goes for my mƒind I suppose,  You think I'm a fool noƒ doubt"
  210 PRINT"ƒIn my head indeed there's a ƒlot going on,   It simply doesn't come ƒout,"
  220 PRINT"ƒIn school I recall I was nevƒer too bright,   My brain seemed made oƒf wood"
  230 PRINT"ƒBut I was always next to theƒ top of the class,   When in a circle wƒe stood,"'
  240 :
  250 PRINT"‚My face I suppose is my fort‚une,   It's not"
  260 PRINT"‚Inside myself I'm the best l‚ooking around with a skin like beautifu‚l silk,"
  270 PRINT"‚My posture too in my mind I ‚can see,  Upright,  Broad shouldered an‚d tall"
  280 PRINT"‚Is it my fault if what you c‚an see is nothing like that shape at al‚l,"'
  290 :
  300 PRINT"�My manner too is kindly and �sweet,   All goodness and light and che�ery"
  310 PRINT"�Can I help if the others aro�und find me grumpy,  Sarcastic and drea�ry,"
  320 PRINT"�My voice I know is soft tone�d and tuneful,  Inside me it seems a de�light"
  330 PRINT"�But what comes out,   A stra�ngulated shout like tom-cats having a f�ight,"'
  340 :
  350 PRINT"†My dress sense is legend and† to me in my mind"
  360 PRINT"†I think that it takes some b†eating,"
  370 PRINT"†The wrinkles you see and the† colours that clash"
  380 PRINT"†I blame on the gas central h†eating,"'
  390 :
  400 PRINT"…As for hygene and keeping c…lean,   Thats a thing I think of a lot"
  410 PRINT"…I never fail to bath every w…eek,   Whether I need one or not,"
  420 PRINT"…When that last day occurs an…d the doctor decrees that I'm finally d…ead"
  430 PRINT"…This body with all its wrink…les and faults,  I'll leave behind on t…he bed,"'
  440 :
  450 PRINT"ƒAnd Peter will say as he opeƒns the gates"
  460 PRINT"ƒ'Come inside you beautiful cƒreature,"
  470 PRINT"ƒWe're all happy in here,  Alƒl problems are solved,"
  480 PRINT"ƒWe're perfect in every feature',"'
  490 :
  500 PRINT"„But there's just a small dou„bt,   He might shut me out"
  510 PRINT"„Saying go you awful looking „bimbo,"
  520 PRINT"„Your voice is a shout,    Yo„ur body's too stout"
  530 PRINT"„So for eternity, You must st„ay in";
  540 VDU1,14:PRINT"�  LIMBO"'
  550 PRINT"�-----=====-----"
  555 VDU1,27,1,83,1,1:PRINT"„B.UGLY":VDU1,27,1,84
  560 VDU3:END
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  600 REM" ”5 …    Uknown Author     ”j
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  620 REM" ”5ƒModified By Fred Price ”j
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