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   30 VDU1,27,1,97,1,1:VDU1,27,1,69:VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:REM Ctr-Emp-Hgt
   40 VDU1,14:PRINT"Geordie's Red Lamp"'
   50 VDU1,14:PRINT"------======------"'
   60 VDU1,27,1,70:VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Emp-Hgt
   70 :
   80 PRINT"When Geordie Broon of Backworth waas a Home Guard in the war"
   90 PRINT"Both him and Bill wor sent ti guard a bridge and stop each car:"
  100 PRINT"So Geordie tuek a reid lamp that he had to wave aboot"
  110 PRINT"And if some driver didn't stop then wos towld to shoot."'
  120 :
  130 PRINT"The Sergent got them posted and the neet was caad and damp"
  140 PRINT"And when a car approached the bridge, then Geordie waved his lamp:"
  150 PRINT"It nivvor stopped - it went strite on, just halfway ower it got,"
  160 PRINT"But Bill saa what had happend, so he fired a rifle shot."'
  170 :
  180 PRINT"The bullet killed the driver, cos it shot him throo the heid:"
  190 PRINT"The car then swerved inti a waal that stopped the engine deid,"
  200 PRINT"The corpse waas then removed ti where the mortuary waas,"
  210 PRINT"And there had to be an inquet to investigate the caas."'
  220 :
  230 PRINT"The Coroner questioned Geordie, and then he questioned Bill a lot:"
  240 PRINT"He heard hoo Geordie waved his lamp, and why Bill fired the shot,"
  250 PRINT"He considered aal they had ti say and efter what he heard"
  260 PRINT"He-sed They'd duen thier duty when the accident occured."'
  270 :
  280 PRINT"He hoped they waddent fret ower much cos that would be a shem"
  290 PRINT"For he didn't think that any blame cud be attached ti them,"
  300 PRINT"He began to sum the matter up while them two held thier breath"
  310 PRINT"And arrived at the conclusion it waas Accidental Death."'
  320 :
  330 PRINT"Both Bill and Geordie went ootside as suen as they could get"
  340 PRINT"And Geordie waas in such a state Bill saa he was upset:"
  350 PRINT"The sweat was runnin doon his broo, his face waas saad ti see:"
  360 PRINT"Why shud a thing like that, he sed, hev faalin on ti me?."'
  370 :
  380 PRINT"So Bill sed - Geordie man cheer up!, Thats finished aal the fuss"
  390 PRINT"Ye heard the coroner say nee blame cud be attached to us,"
  400 PRINT"Aa knaa aa did, sed Geordie, but aa'm not contented yit-"
  410 PRINT"Aa cannot help but feel aa shud hev had that REID LAMP LIT."'
  420 VDU1,14:PRINT"------======------"'
  430 VDU1,15:PRINT"Written By Richard Haswell":VDU1,18:REM Comp
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