   10 REM"‡P I L A R  œ
   20 REM  J.Davis '95.
   30 MODE7
   40 VDU23,1,0;0;0;0;
   50 PRINT"‘<,,,,,,…*ƒN A K E D…*ƒG I R L…*‘,,,,,,l";
   60 PRINT"‘5†Anticipating the implementation of ‘j";
   70 PRINT"‘5†a recent E.C. directive - effective‘j";
   80 PRINT"‘5†from 01/04/95 - entitled 'Represen-‘j";
   90 PRINT"‘5†tation of the Naked Human Body in  ‘j";
  100 PRINT"‘5†Electronic Media  (Restrictions    ‘j";
  110 PRINT"‘5†Thereof)' - ref.AF/573/858 - this  ‘j";
  120 PRINT"‘5†program is written using the Heis- ‘j";
  130 PRINT"‘5†enberg Uncertainty Principle. In   ‘j";
  140 PRINT"‘5†essence, this means that the act of‘j";
  150 PRINT"‘5†measurement or observation of any  ‘j";
  160 PRINT"‘5†object or event totally disrupts   ‘j";
  170 PRINT"‘5†that object or event, making accur-‘j";
  180 PRINT"‘5†ate observation impossible. There- ‘j";
  190 PRINT"‘5†fore, in this case, when nobody is ‘j";
  200 PRINT"‘5†looking at the screen, a picture of‘j";
  210 PRINT"‘5†a beautiful naked girl, named Pilar‘j";
  220 PRINT"‘5†Olof, appears, but as soon as some-‘j";
  230 PRINT"‘5†one looks at the screen, the pic-  ‘j";
  240 PRINT"‘5†ture instantly disappears and is   ‘j";
  250 PRINT"‘5†replaced by this message. It works ‘j";
  260 PRINT"‘5†amazingly well, breaking new ground‘j";
  270 PRINT"‘5†in interactive computing. Try it!  ‘j";
  280 PRINT"‘u";STRING$(37,"p");"z";
  290 GOTO290
  300 REM"ƒNext year, specially for the     ƒladies in 8BS, a picture of a hunky    ƒinvisible Chippendale. Watch this      ƒspace.